Is it normal to miss your booty call?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You are a genius and a whore.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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