went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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