We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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