I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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