I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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