Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
3 2 1 whiskey
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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