I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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