is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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