they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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