We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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