we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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