At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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