How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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