I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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