kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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