your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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