their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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