wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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