the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The Olympian is in my bed
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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