everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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