You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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