Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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