he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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