And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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