The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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