I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
