put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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