Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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