just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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