there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I wish i was in the wii world.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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