I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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