very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
My cat gives me a boner
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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