i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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