Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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