is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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