I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
