I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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