You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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