So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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