i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I didn't notice because vodka
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
