and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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