you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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