Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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