are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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