I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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