No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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