Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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