Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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