So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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