So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just googled if crying burns calories
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You were trust falling into bushes
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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