Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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