So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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