We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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