Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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